Philips Electronics

1. HEADLINE: This remote is so smart, I customized it to think like me.

2. HEADLINE: This TV is so cute, I love looking at it with nothing on.

3. HEADLINE: This little 13" thing totally turns me on.

4. HEADLINE: California's new legislation: It's Alto or else.

5. HEADLINE: This Halogena lightbulb is guaranteed for 2 calendar years. (Or 14 dog years).